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A funny, unapologetic gift for every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"zahara-mug-overly-ripe-wisdom","title":"Zahara Mug | Overly Ripe Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Zahara of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who has spent decades perfecting two things: her coffee ceremony and her comebacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Zahara and her signature saying, “\u003cstrong\u003eWisdom comes with age. My sarcasm was cultivated to perfection.\u003c\/strong\u003e”, on an 11oz ceramic mug. Coffee brewed slowly and poured three times, for a woman who believes anything worth doing is worth doing with flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eZahara roasts the beans herself, and while the smoke rises she roasts whoever is sitting closest. Nobody leaves. The coffee is too good, and so is the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYoung people think sarcasm is something you pick up online. 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