{"product_id":"beatrice-poster-overly-ripe-wisdom","title":"Beatrice Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Beatrice of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who hangs on your wall with a knowing smile and no plans to behave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Beatrice’s full portrait and her signature saying, “\u003cstrong\u003eI was going to behave, but thankfully the mood has passed.\u003c\/strong\u003e”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her by the patio door, where good intentions go to take the night off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeatrice in her royal-blue-and-gold coin headscarf and kaftan, sapphires on her fingers, white wine in hand, lounging on her lantern-lit terrace among the bougainvillea: it’s less a portrait than an invitation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut her where your guests see her as they arrive. She sets the tone better than any welcome mat: relax, pour something, and don’t make promises about behaving that you have no intention of keeping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare\u003cbr\u003e- FSC-certified or equivalent paper\u003cbr\u003e- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped\u003cbr\u003e- Frame not included\u003cbr\u003e- Printed on demand just for you\u003cbr\u003e- Free shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOverly Ripe Wisdom\u003cbr\u003eToo ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TerraHaze","offers":[{"title":"30x40 cm \/ 12x16″","offer_id":55848145518883,"sku":"0dd136f3-5c64-47d9-82e4-2f97ddc241e9","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"45x60 cm \/ 18x24″","offer_id":55848145551651,"sku":"1ffd3aa8-0623-42e8-953b-626bf390474c","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60x80 cm \/ 24x32″","offer_id":55848145584419,"sku":"62f2282d-f3fe-4c1e-8349-39f8b066d330","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/1109\/9939\/files\/e5f9835c-2647-4505-a58b-8623d7948f61.png?v=1792907398","url":"https:\/\/shop.terrahaze.com\/products\/beatrice-poster-overly-ripe-wisdom","provider":"TerraHaze Living","version":"1.0","type":"link"}