{"product_id":"blanca-poster-overly-ripe-wisdom","title":"Blanca Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Blanca of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who belongs on your wall as a lesson in aging gracefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Blanca’s full portrait and her signature saying, “\u003cstrong\u003eSome people age like fine wine. Others turn into vinegar.\u003c\/strong\u003e”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her near the wine rack, where she can keep an eye on the vintages and the visitors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRed roses in her hair, her embroidered rose shawl draped just so, ruby earrings catching the light, and the VINO barrels behind her: Blanca is what aging well looks like, and she knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang her where your guests will see her, and let her regal, unimpressed gaze remind everyone of the choice life gives us all. Get better with time, or get bitter. She chose better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare\u003cbr\u003e- FSC-certified or equivalent paper\u003cbr\u003e- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped\u003cbr\u003e- Frame not included\u003cbr\u003e- Printed on demand just for you\u003cbr\u003e- Free shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOverly Ripe Wisdom\u003cbr\u003eToo ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TerraHaze","offers":[{"title":"30x40 cm \/ 12x16″","offer_id":55845973721379,"sku":"0be18e66-8148-4a78-a36d-040c15f00b45","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"45x60 cm \/ 18x24″","offer_id":55845973754147,"sku":"a9cdafb4-0588-43ad-a720-d49981f01ed6","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60x80 cm \/ 24x32″","offer_id":55845973786915,"sku":"2bd1ec69-33d3-40d1-ba05-1fe17d0a2657","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/1109\/9939\/files\/c4feed69-5cf6-4cc8-80fc-0f49007fcf96.png?v=1792858675","url":"https:\/\/shop.terrahaze.com\/products\/blanca-poster-overly-ripe-wisdom","provider":"TerraHaze Living","version":"1.0","type":"link"}