{"product_id":"blanca-two-sided-tote-overly-ripe-wisdom","title":"Blanca Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Blanca of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who shops for good wine and steers clear of sour company in every aisle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Blanca and her signature saying, “\u003cstrong\u003eSome people age like fine wine. Others turn into vinegar.\u003c\/strong\u003e” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. Carries the bottle of red, the olives, the good bread, and absolutely nothing sour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlanca shops with a sommelier’s eye. She knows the good olives, the right bread, and exactly which bottle will make tonight’s dinner sing. She also knows which neighbors to avoid in the cheese aisle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHer tote comes home full of good things and free of complaints, because she doesn’t carry other people’s bitterness. She has plenty to carry already, and all of it is delicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Classic tote bag, 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e- Holds about 10 liters\u003cbr\u003e- Long handles with reinforced stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Two-sided: Blanca on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back\u003cbr\u003e- Colors: White, Natural, Red, Black and Navy\u003cbr\u003e- Care: hand wash in lukewarm water\u003cbr\u003e- Printed on demand just for you\u003cbr\u003e- Free shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOverly Ripe Wisdom\u003cbr\u003eToo ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TerraHaze","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":55845975490851,"sku":"b8361ac4-5dab-461d-b3f9-2c5e01579509","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural","offer_id":55845975523619,"sku":"52df2434-d56d-44cc-b0cb-29cbe755cf53","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":55845975556387,"sku":"2763e7c3-55db-49b6-bbbc-3214d0bae046","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":55845975589155,"sku":"8c117c91-0627-4f26-a7a0-069150f7edc3","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":55845975621923,"sku":"dfac9e5e-3f7b-46cf-97c0-a79e5db4ba61","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/1109\/9939\/files\/fd786d74-1d25-41de-bf1a-c8b46b16e43a.png?v=1792858881","url":"https:\/\/shop.terrahaze.com\/products\/blanca-two-sided-tote-overly-ripe-wisdom","provider":"TerraHaze Living","version":"1.0","type":"link"}