{"product_id":"delores-mug-overly-ripe-wisdom","title":"Delores Mug | Overly Ripe Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Delores of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who retired politeness the moment she saw through it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Delores and her signature saying, “\u003cstrong\u003eAs I got older, I got better at recognizing bullshit. Especially yours.\u003c\/strong\u003e”, on an 11oz ceramic mug. Coffee for the woman who said “bless your heart” for fifty years and has finally retired it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor fifty years Delores smiled, nodded, and said “bless your heart” through gritted teeth. Then one Tuesday, somewhere between the bank line and the pharmacy, she simply stopped. It was the most relaxing day of her life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese days Delores says exactly what she means, mostly kindly and always clearly. Her manners are still impeccable. Her patience for nonsense has left the building and taken the good china with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Ceramic 11 oz (325 ml) mug\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white outside with a colored rim, inside and handle\u003cbr\u003e- Colors: Yellow, Pink, Green, Red, Black and Blue\u003cbr\u003e- Print area 200 x 96 mm; mug height 96 mm, bottom diameter 80 mm\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave safe; hand washing recommended to keep the print bright\u003cbr\u003e- Printed on demand just for you\u003cbr\u003e- Free shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOverly Ripe Wisdom\u003cbr\u003eToo ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TerraHaze","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":55826208260387,"sku":"d88466dd-0055-4c1e-a8d6-e73a02cbc9b0","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":55826208293155,"sku":"1fee4054-301c-47ba-866d-9951ff6cb997","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":55826208325923,"sku":"29baa925-1fdd-4a27-a409-6ddc21a4b7d2","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":55826208358691,"sku":"fbad138d-64a5-4d58-a5aa-1e33d7413318","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":55826208391459,"sku":"6f213123-496b-46cd-98ab-e7af39da0ab6","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":55826208424227,"sku":"b17fe1f4-c38f-48d1-b967-87fe50db4755","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/1109\/9939\/files\/34d99215-44dd-4d8b-9bd0-e29cfc6256e8.jpg?v=1792594019","url":"https:\/\/shop.terrahaze.com\/products\/delores-mug-overly-ripe-wisdom","provider":"TerraHaze Living","version":"1.0","type":"link"}