{"product_id":"evelyn-poster-overly-ripe-wisdom-1","title":"Evelyn Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Evelyn of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who’s lowered her expectations and still finds a way to be underwhelmed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Evelyn’s full portrait and her signature saying, “\u003cstrong\u003eOh joy, another chance to be disappointed.\u003c\/strong\u003e”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her where hope goes to sigh: the hallway outside the meeting room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvelyn has attended every reunion, every recital, and every “quick meeting” that ran ninety minutes. She went in with modest hopes, and she was disappointed anyway. At this point it’s practically a hobby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHer sarcasm is dry enough to dust crops, and her eye-roll could power a small town. But underneath it all, Evelyn still shows up every time, sighing loudly, just in case this is the one that surprises her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare\u003cbr\u003e- FSC-certified or equivalent paper\u003cbr\u003e- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped\u003cbr\u003e- Frame not included\u003cbr\u003e- Printed on demand just for you\u003cbr\u003e- Free shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOverly Ripe Wisdom\u003cbr\u003eToo ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TerraHaze","offers":[{"title":"30x40 cm \/ 12x16″","offer_id":55826524700963,"sku":"e2253c0a-711e-44f8-96d3-b3dd4ac99950","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"45x60 cm \/ 18x24″","offer_id":55826524733731,"sku":"4b37a7a2-3b3a-4680-8ec5-b3a54642be7b","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60x80 cm \/ 24x32″","offer_id":55826524766499,"sku":"f01054dd-c4c9-40ec-90ee-8982b5de0695","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/1109\/9939\/files\/e35b4bb4-66ab-436c-a5b6-76c65c90d267.png?v=1792597155","url":"https:\/\/shop.terrahaze.com\/products\/evelyn-poster-overly-ripe-wisdom-1","provider":"TerraHaze Living","version":"1.0","type":"link"}