{"product_id":"loretta-poster-overly-ripe-wisdom","title":"Loretta Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Loretta of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who brings her color, her calm and her complete lack of concern to your wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Loretta’s full portrait and her signature saying, “\u003cstrong\u003eMy give-a-damn didn’t break. It expired.\u003c\/strong\u003e”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her in a cozy corner, as a daily reminder of what doesn’t deserve your worry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMagenta and teal, a bindi and a nose stud, piles of bangles, layered beads and turquoise rings, lounging on her cushions with marigolds and a painted chai cup: Loretta is a portrait of a woman completely at peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang her where the stress piles up: the office, the hallway, the spot where the bills land. One look at her and you’ll remember that most of what worries you went stale a long time ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare\u003cbr\u003e- FSC-certified or equivalent paper\u003cbr\u003e- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped\u003cbr\u003e- Frame not included\u003cbr\u003e- Printed on demand just for you\u003cbr\u003e- Free shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOverly Ripe Wisdom\u003cbr\u003eToo ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TerraHaze","offers":[{"title":"30x40 cm \/ 12x16″","offer_id":55846692454691,"sku":"e55fb67c-9fba-4b5c-9543-03946dd4947a","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"45x60 cm \/ 18x24″","offer_id":55846692487459,"sku":"576e11f6-7e78-4d21-9a6e-df606dd312a9","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60x80 cm \/ 24x32″","offer_id":55846692520227,"sku":"0ea016bf-6fd0-4d76-a78b-dea70ed523be","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/1109\/9939\/files\/d6c262fd-ce3e-4f80-8623-cc766e91593a.png?v=1792876621","url":"https:\/\/shop.terrahaze.com\/products\/loretta-poster-overly-ripe-wisdom","provider":"TerraHaze Living","version":"1.0","type":"link"}