{"product_id":"maxine-poster-overly-ripe-wisdom","title":"Maxine Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Maxine of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman whose decorative filter is now officially part of the décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Maxine’s full portrait and her signature saying, “\u003cstrong\u003eI’ve reached the age where my filter is purely decorative.\u003c\/strong\u003e”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her in the lounge, where the cocktails flow and the opinions flow faster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig silver curls, a purple-and-gold headwrap, a purple sequin robe with leopard print, amethysts on her fingers and a martini in hand, lounging in velvet beside orchids and a gold lamp: Maxine is glamour with no off switch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang her where the conversation happens. She’ll remind everyone that a little honesty goes a long way, and a lot of honesty goes even further, sometimes all the way out the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare\u003cbr\u003e- FSC-certified or equivalent paper\u003cbr\u003e- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped\u003cbr\u003e- Frame not included\u003cbr\u003e- Printed on demand just for you\u003cbr\u003e- Free shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOverly Ripe Wisdom\u003cbr\u003eToo ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TerraHaze","offers":[{"title":"30x40 cm \/ 12x16″","offer_id":55847392870691,"sku":"0e36d9f4-ec1d-4cc2-92f0-f6f58e1720e1","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"45x60 cm \/ 18x24″","offer_id":55847392903459,"sku":"166615ce-31cc-4d6c-a03e-8737c70563c4","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60x80 cm \/ 24x32″","offer_id":55847392936227,"sku":"1118281b-52e0-432c-bb64-051082ced124","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/1109\/9939\/files\/987a938f-a373-4b34-96ee-29037f4f4687.png?v=1792891609","url":"https:\/\/shop.terrahaze.com\/products\/maxine-poster-overly-ripe-wisdom","provider":"TerraHaze Living","version":"1.0","type":"link"}