{"product_id":"opal-poster-overly-ripe-wisdom","title":"Opal Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Opal of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman whose turquoise, denim and good sense deserve a spot on your wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Opal’s full portrait and her signature saying, “\u003cstrong\u003eI came. I saw. I decided it wasn’t worth the parking.\u003c\/strong\u003e”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her by the car keys, as a reminder to ask whether the outing is really worth it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpiky silver hair, turquoise at every turn, an embroidered denim jacket and fringed jeans, a painted mug of coffee at a café whose chalkboard reads “Buen Café, Buena Vida”: Opal looks like a woman who has already made up her mind, and she has.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang her by the door. Before anyone heads out to something they’re dreading, she’ll be there with her sunglasses and her journal, asking the only question that matters: is it worth the parking?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare\u003cbr\u003e- FSC-certified or equivalent paper\u003cbr\u003e- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped\u003cbr\u003e- Frame not included\u003cbr\u003e- Printed on demand just for you\u003cbr\u003e- Free shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOverly Ripe Wisdom\u003cbr\u003eToo ripe to filter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TerraHaze","offers":[{"title":"30x40 cm \/ 12x16″","offer_id":55847711506723,"sku":"9e235e98-ddc9-4944-bfe0-47be8b68bfd4","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"45x60 cm \/ 18x24″","offer_id":55847711539491,"sku":"7fbbf436-bb59-43e6-9753-44d85689f6d5","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60x80 cm \/ 24x32″","offer_id":55847711572259,"sku":"72dec44d-ebb3-49ae-8139-e2d5734108e1","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/1109\/9939\/files\/6a0337a2-d4e1-415d-8b34-e3bc9410238a.png?v=1792895281","url":"https:\/\/shop.terrahaze.com\/products\/opal-poster-overly-ripe-wisdom","provider":"TerraHaze Living","version":"1.0","type":"link"}