Meet the Ladies

Our 33 wonderfully seasoned women, each too ripe to filter. Click a lady to see everything she’s on: mugs, tees, hoodies, posters, totes and more.

  • Agnes — “At my age, ‘because I said so’ counts as supporting evidence.”
  • Anita — “I used to give people the benefit of the doubt. Then I accumulated data.”
  • Brenda — “My uterus and I had irreconcilable differences. I evicted the bitch.”
  • Claudette — “I’m not hard to get along with. I just require you to act right. Apparently that’s become niche.”
  • Delores — “As I got older, I got better at recognizing bullshit. Especially yours.”
  • Donna — “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
  • Dorothy — “I’ve stopped explaining myself. Confusion builds character.”
  • Edda — “Not today, not yesterday, not ever.”
  • Evelyn — “Oh joy, another chance to be disappointed.”
  • Gertie — “I’m not saying you’re a dumbass, but…”
  • Helen — “I like my whiskey like I like my men, dark and aged.”
  • June — “Classy, sassy, and a little bit smart assy.”
  • Lani — “I don’t need everyone to like me. Some people have terrible judgment.”
  • Mabel — “I’m fine. It’s you.”
  • Mei — “I don’t hold grudges. I remember accurately.”
  • Nora — “I didn’t wake up like this. I woke up and chose violence.”
  • Rosa — “I’m not bossy. I’m burdened with better ideas.”
  • Ruby — “My weed is legal. My men are recreational.”
  • Tillie — “Over it. And under caffeinated.”
  • Zofia — “My patience expired. Your emergency didn’t renew it.”
  • Beatrice — “I was going to behave, but thankfully the mood has passed.”
  • Bernadette — “I am a great cook, but my gossip is better.”
  • Blanca — “Some people age like fine wine. Others turn into vinegar.”
  • Carmen — “I’m not complicated. I’m just a limited edition.”
  • Clementine — “I believe in second chances. Just not for the same mistake.”
  • Loretta — “My give-a-damn didn’t break. It expired.”
  • Maxine — “I’ve reached the age where my filter is purely decorative.”
  • Nadia — “Your drama-style needs work. Stand back and learn from a professional.”
  • Opal — “I came. I saw. I decided it wasn’t worth the parking.”
  • Pearl — “My patience retired before I did.”
  • Sienna — “I collect moments, not your opinions.”
  • Tallulah — “At my age, a scandal is just free publicity.”
  • Vivienne — “I don’t hold grudges. I remember facts.”