Agnes Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Agnes of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who doesn’t need permission to make her case.

Featuring Agnes’s full portrait and her signature saying, “At my age, ‘because I said so’ counts as supporting evidence.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her over the family calendar, where the decisions get made and nobody appeals them.

Agnes has sat on every committee, survived every potluck, and outlasted three pastors, two husbands, and one very ambitious homeowners’ association. She doesn’t raise her voice. She raises one eyebrow, and the meeting is adjourned.

Her filing system is her memory, her gavel is a wooden spoon, and her closing argument never changes. When Agnes says so, the case is closed, the jury is dismissed, and somebody had better put the coffee on.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.