Agnes Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Agnes of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who doesn’t need permission to make her case.

Featuring Agnes’s full portrait and her signature saying, “At my age, ‘because I said so’ counts as supporting evidence.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her where she can supervise: the kitchen, the office, the guest room, wherever good advice is needed most.

Agnes has sat on every committee, survived every potluck, and outlasted three pastors, two husbands, and one very ambitious homeowners’ association. She doesn’t raise her voice. She raises one eyebrow, and the meeting is adjourned.

Her filing system is her memory, her gavel is a wooden spoon, and her closing argument never changes. When Agnes says so, the case is closed, the jury is dismissed, and somebody had better put the coffee on.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte paper poster, vertical
- Sizes: 12x16″, 18x24″ and 24x32″
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.