Beatrice Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Beatrice of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who sets out to run sensible errands and comes home with a story.

Featuring Beatrice and her signature saying, “I was going to behave, but thankfully the mood has passed.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. Carries the olives, the good bottle of white, and every intention she abandoned along the way.

Beatrice leaves the house with a list: bank, pharmacy, groceries. Somewhere between the second stop and the third she meets an old friend, discovers a patio with a view, and the list waits until tomorrow.

Her tote holds whatever the day turns into: a loaf of bread, a bundle of flowers, a bottle someone insisted she take home. Sensible errands, Beatrice has found, are vastly improved by abandoning them.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Classic tote bag, 100% cotton
- Holds about 10 liters
- Long handles with reinforced stitching
- Two-sided: Beatrice on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Colors: White, Natural, Red, Black and Navy
- Care: hand wash in lukewarm water
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.