Bernadette Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Bernadette of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman whose kitchen is the heart of the house and the hub of every story.

Featuring Bernadette’s full portrait and her signature saying, “I am a great cook, but my gossip is better.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her in the kitchen, where the best meals are made and the best stories are told.

There she is: red curls and a leopard-print bow, leopard apron on, wooden spoon dripping with sauce, tomatoes, basil and garlic at the ready, and that look that says she knows something you don’t. She does.

Hang her above the stove and let her supervise. She’ll keep an eye on the sauce, an ear on the conversation, and a running tally of who is still speaking to whom.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
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