Bernadette Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Bernadette of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who goes to the market for tomatoes and comes home with the news.

Featuring Bernadette and her signature saying, “I am a great cook, but my gossip is better.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. Carries the tomatoes, the basil, the garlic, and everything she overheard in the checkout line.

Bernadette shops like a chef and listens like a reporter. She knows which tomatoes are ripe, which butcher has the best cuts, and which neighbor was seen at the jewelry store, and why.

Her tote comes home heavy with fresh produce and fresher stories. Dinner will be wonderful. The conversation at dinner will be even better, and it starts the moment she unpacks the bag.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Classic tote bag, 100% cotton
- Holds about 10 liters
- Long handles with reinforced stitching
- Two-sided: Bernadette on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Colors: White, Natural, Red, Black and Navy
- Care: hand wash in lukewarm water
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

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