Blanca Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom
Meet Blanca of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who has only grown richer, deeper and more full-bodied with time.
Featuring Blanca and her signature saying, “Some people age like fine wine. Others turn into vinegar.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Everyday wear for a woman who aged beautifully and noticed exactly who didn’t.
Blanca has a silver streak she earned, a black lace fan she uses for emphasis, and a gaze that can sort a room in seconds: the ones who mellowed with age, and the ones who simply went sour.
She is gracious to the first group and coolly polite to the second. A flick of her fan says what words would make impolite, and everyone in the room understands it perfectly.
A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.
The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):
- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex crewneck tee
- Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton jersey: 100% preshrunk cotton in solid colors (heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend)
- Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Blanca printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping
Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.