Claudette Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Claudette of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman with exactly one requirement, and she’s not negotiating on it.

Featuring Claudette and her signature saying, “I’m not hard to get along with. I just require you to act right. Apparently that’s become niche.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. For the woman who will feed you, pray for you, and still expect you to mind your manners.

Claudette is gracious, generous, and an excellent cook. She will feed you, pray for you, and lend you her good umbrella. All she asks in return is that you act right. You would be amazed how many people find that unreasonable.

She has the patience of a saint and the memory of an elephant, and she uses both. Claudette doesn’t burn bridges. She simply stops maintaining them and lets nature take its course.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex crewneck tee
- Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton jersey: 100% preshrunk cotton in solid colors (heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend)
- Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Claudette printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

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