Delores Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Delores of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who retired politeness the moment she saw through it.

Featuring Delores and her signature saying, “I was raised to be polite. As I got older, I realized that was bullshit.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Wear it to errands, brunch, book club, and every room you walk into knowing exactly who you are.

For fifty years Delores smiled, nodded, and said “bless your heart” through gritted teeth. Then one Tuesday, somewhere between the bank line and the pharmacy, she simply stopped. It was the most relaxing day of her life.

These days Delores says exactly what she means, mostly kindly and always clearly. Her manners are still impeccable. Her patience for nonsense has left the building and taken the good china with it.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Heavyweight unisex crewneck tee (Gildan 5000)
- Delores printed on the front
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.