Delores Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Delores of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who retired politeness the moment she saw through it.

Featuring Delores’s full portrait and her signature saying, “As I got older, I got better at recognizing bullshit. Especially yours.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her somewhere visible, where her gaze does the talking and the nonsense stops at the door.

For fifty years Delores smiled, nodded, and said “bless your heart” through gritted teeth. Then one Tuesday, somewhere between the bank line and the pharmacy, she simply stopped. It was the most relaxing day of her life.

These days Delores says exactly what she means, mostly kindly and always clearly. Her manners are still impeccable. Her patience for nonsense has left the building and taken the good china with it.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.