Edda Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Edda of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman whose “no” is a complete sentence.

Featuring Edda’s full portrait and her signature saying, “Not today, not yesterday, not ever.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her by the calendar. Her time is a limited edition, and she does not do reprints.

Edda has heard every excuse ever made and graded most of them. Her “no” is complete, her “maybe” means no, and her calendar has a permanently blocked slot labeled “Absolutely Not.”

She is warm, witty, and wonderful company, as long as you never mistake her kindness for availability. Edda decided long ago that her time is a limited edition, and she does not do reprints.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.