Edda Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Edda of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who has examined the situation and determined that she is definitely not the problem.

Featuring Edda and her signature saying, “Not today, not yesterday, not ever.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. This tote is perfect for errands, farmers markets, book club, the office, and anyone who has reached the age of knowing better but no longer feels obligated to explain it.

Edda has heard every excuse ever made and graded most of them. Her “no” is complete, her “maybe” means no, and her calendar has a permanently blocked slot labeled “Absolutely Not.”

She is warm, witty, and wonderful company, as long as you never mistake her kindness for availability. Edda decided long ago that her time is a limited edition, and she does not do reprints.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Two-sided: Edda on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Available in 5 colors
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.