Gertie Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Gertie of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who lets the silence finish her sentence for her.

Featuring Gertie’s full portrait and her signature saying, “I’m not saying you’re a dumbass, but…”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her where she can supervise: the kitchen, the office, the guest room, wherever good advice is needed most.

Gertie believes in the power of the pause. She starts the sentence, lets it hang in the air, and allows your own good sense to finish it. Most people get there eventually. Some need a minute. Some need a diagram.

She is the sweetest woman in the church choir and the sharpest one at the card table, and she knows exactly when to be which. Gertie never actually calls anyone anything. She doesn’t have to.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte paper poster, vertical
- Sizes: 12x16″, 18x24″ and 24x32″
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.