Helen Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Helen of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman with very specific standards and zero interest in lowering them.

Featuring Helen’s full portrait and her signature saying, “I like my whiskey like I like my men, dark and aged.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her by the bar cart, where character, depth, and a little smoke are appreciated.

Helen has a well-stocked bar, a well-worn passport, and a well-earned reputation for knowing exactly what she likes. She takes her bourbon neat, her stories long, and her company seasoned.

Young and shiny has never been her type. Helen prefers character, depth, and a little smoke around the edges, in her glass and on her arm. She has tasted plenty, and she knows good aging when she sees it.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.