Lan Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Lan of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman whose sweet little smile has fooled more people than she can count. She counted anyway.

Featuring Lan and her signature saying, “Do not take my silence as agreement. I am calculating my blackmail demands.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Everyday wear for a woman who doesn’t need to win the argument today. She’ll win it at exactly the right moment.

Lan has never once lost her temper. She has never needed to. Patience, a good memory and perfect timing do all the work.

Everyone thinks she’s the quiet one. Everyone is about to find out.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex crewneck tee
- Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton jersey: 100% preshrunk cotton in solid colors (heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend)
- Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Lan printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.