Lan Mug | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Lan of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who sips her tea quietly and remembers absolutely everything.

Featuring Lan and her signature saying, “Do not take my silence as agreement. I am calculating my blackmail demands.”, on an 11oz ceramic mug. Morning tea or strong coffee, taken slowly by a woman who is never as distracted as she looks.

Lan says very little at family dinners. She nods, she smiles, she refills your cup. Meanwhile, she is keeping a careful list.

Who broke the vase in 1998. Who forgot her birthday. Who borrowed money and “forgot.” The list is long, and the interest is compounding.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Ceramic 11 oz (325 ml) mug
- Glossy white outside with a colored rim, inside and handle
- Colors: Yellow, Pink, Green, Red, Black and Blue
- Print area 200 x 96 mm; mug height 96 mm, bottom diameter 80 mm
- Microwave safe; hand washing recommended to keep the print bright
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.