Lan V-Neck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Lan of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who arrives in jade and embroidery and quietly runs the whole evening.

Featuring Lan and her signature saying, “Do not take my silence as agreement. I am calculating my blackmail demands.”, on a women’s performance V-neck. Light for lantern-lit evenings out, when she lets everyone else do the talking.

Lan picks the seat with the best view of the room. She listens, she smiles, she slides her bracelets up her wrist, and she takes mental notes.

By dessert she knows who’s lying, who’s in love, and who owes her a favor. She’ll collect later.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Team 365 TT11W women’s performance V-neck tee
- Lightweight 3.5 oz 100% polyester interlock
- Moisture-wicking, with bright color that lasts
- Women’s cut; tear-away label
- Sizes XS to 4XL
- Lan printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.