Loretta Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Loretta of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who stopped stocking up on worry and started enjoying her life.

Featuring Loretta and her signature saying, “My give-a-damn didn’t break. It expired.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Everyday wear for the woman whose supply of caring about nonsense has officially run out.

Loretta spent decades keeping everybody happy. She cooked for the crowds, remembered every birthday, and smiled through every unsolicited opinion. Then she checked the shelf, and the caring had simply run out.

It wasn’t broken. Nobody wore it out. It just went off, the way milk does, and Loretta has no plans to go to the store for more. The relief has taken years off her.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex crewneck tee
- Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton jersey: 100% preshrunk cotton in solid colors (heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend)
- Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Loretta printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

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Too ripe to filter.