Loretta Pullover Hoodie | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Loretta of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman lounging among her cushions without a single worry left in stock.

Featuring Loretta and her signature saying, “My give-a-damn didn’t break. It expired.”, on a classic pullover hoodie. Cozy for lazy evenings on a pile of cushions, worries not included.

Loretta’s favorite evening: a pile of cushions, a lantern glowing, marigolds in a bowl, a little brass elephant keeping watch, and a cup of chai that no one is allowed to interrupt.

Text her about the family feud and she’ll read it eventually. She may even reply with a heart. But fixing it? That would take a give-a-damn, and she’s fresh out.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend unisex pullover hoodie
- 8.0 oz cotton/polyester fleece (50% cotton, 50% polyester in solid colors)
- Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
- Front pouch pocket
- Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex; double-needle stitching
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Loretta printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

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