Mei Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Mei of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman with a memory like a filing cabinet and the receipts to prove it.

Featuring Mei and her signature saying, “I don’t hold grudges. I remember accurately.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. This tote is perfect for errands, farmers markets, book club, the office, and anyone who has reached the age of knowing better but no longer feels obligated to explain it.

Mei never forgets a birthday, a name, or a slight. She remembers what you wore to the 1994 garden party, what you said about her dumplings, and the exact date you promised to return her good scissors.

She is not vindictive, just thorough. Mei forgives generously and remembers precisely, so if she brings it up at dinner, it isn’t a grudge. It’s the historical record, lovingly preserved.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Two-sided: Mei on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Available in 5 colors
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
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