Nora Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Nora of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who skipped denial and went straight to acceptance, on her own terms.

Featuring Nora and her signature saying, “I didn’t wake up like this. I woke up and chose violence.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Wear it to errands, brunch, book club, and every room you walk into knowing exactly who you are.

Nora used to start each morning gently, with herbal tea, light stretching, and a gratitude list. Then the world kept testing her, and she upgraded to dark roast and a firm handshake that rearranges priorities.

She isn’t angry. She’s decisive. Nora wakes up, picks her battles, wins most of them before breakfast, and still has time to water her tomatoes.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Heavyweight unisex crewneck tee (Gildan 5000)
- Nora printed on the front
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.