Opal Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Opal of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who has done the math on every event in town and found most of them wanting.

Featuring Opal and her signature saying, “I came. I saw. I decided it wasn’t worth the parking.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Everyday wear for the woman who knows a good time when she sees one, and a bad parking lot too.

Opal has been everywhere and seen almost everything, and she has learned that most of it wasn’t worth circling the block for twenty minutes. She weighs every invitation carefully. Most of them come up short.

She’d rather be at her café with her coffee and her sunglasses on, watching the world go by and writing it all down in her journal. Buen café, buena vida, and no meters to feed.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex crewneck tee
- Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton jersey: 100% preshrunk cotton in solid colors (heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend)
- Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Opal printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.