Opal Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Opal of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who runs every errand in one trip, because parking twice is out of the question.

Featuring Opal and her signature saying, “I came. I saw. I decided it wasn’t worth the parking.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. Carries the coffee beans, the journal, the sunglasses, and everything else from one well-planned loop.

Opal does her errands in one carefully planned loop: one parking space, one walk, every shop she needs within reach. Anything that would mean moving the car goes on next week’s list, or off the list entirely.

Her tote holds it all, plus a succulent or two she couldn’t resist. She comes home with everything she needed and none of the stress, which, she’ll tell you, is the real luxury.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Classic tote bag, 100% cotton
- Holds about 10 liters
- Long handles with reinforced stitching
- Two-sided: Opal on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Colors: White, Natural, Red, Black and Navy
- Care: hand wash in lukewarm water
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.