Pearl Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Pearl of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman with all her pearls and none of her patience.

Featuring Pearl and her signature saying, “My patience retired before I did.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Everyday wear for the woman who kept the pearls and let the patience go.

Pearl still has everything she treasures: strand after strand of pearls, a ruby ring, a closet of good robes and an excellent memory. The one thing she doesn’t have anymore is patience, and she has stopped looking for it.

She’ll smile graciously at the slow line, the long meeting and the man explaining her own business to her. Then she’ll leave. Retirement has many benefits, and walking out is her favorite.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex crewneck tee
- Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton jersey: 100% preshrunk cotton in solid colors (heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend)
- Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Pearl printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.