Pearl Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Pearl of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who brings old-Hollywood glamour and a very short fuse to your wall.

Featuring Pearl’s full portrait and her signature saying, “My patience retired before I did.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her in the lounge or by the bar, where glamour belongs and nobody makes her wait.

Silver finger waves, layers of pearls, a black feather boa over a red-and-black damask robe, a ruby ring and a martini, with a fringed lamp, a gold tray and peonies around her: Pearl is a star from a golden age, still very much on screen.

Hang her where people tend to dawdle. She’ll gaze down at them with red-lipped elegance and the clear message that she has places to be, and none of them involve waiting.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.