Pearl Pullover Hoodie | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Pearl of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who retired to the lounge and isn’t taking visitors.

Featuring Pearl and her signature saying, “My patience retired before I did.”, on a classic pullover hoodie. Cozy for lounge nights, with no patience spared for anything but herself.

Pearl’s evenings belong to her: a fringed lamp, a gold tray, a vase of peonies, an old movie, and a martini she didn’t have to wait in line for.

If you call to complain about your day, she’ll listen for exactly as long as the commercial break. Then she’ll tell you, kindly, that her show is back on.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend unisex pullover hoodie
- 8.0 oz cotton/polyester fleece (50% cotton, 50% polyester in solid colors)
- Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
- Front pouch pocket
- Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex; double-needle stitching
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Pearl printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.