Pearl Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Pearl of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who runs her errands quickly, glamorously, and without waiting in line.

Featuring Pearl and her signature saying, “My patience retired before I did.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. Carries the olives, the peonies, the good gin, and absolutely no patience for slow lines.

Pearl shops early, before the crowds, the chatter and the people who stand in the doorway deciding what they want. She knows what she wants. She wanted it five minutes ago.

If the line at the register grows past three people, she sets down the basket, blows the cashier a kiss and goes somewhere faster. Her patience isn’t coming out of retirement for a carton of milk.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Classic tote bag, 100% cotton
- Holds about 10 liters
- Long handles with reinforced stitching
- Two-sided: Pearl on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Colors: White, Natural, Red, Black and Navy
- Care: hand wash in lukewarm water
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.