Pearl V-Neck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Pearl of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who goes out in old-Hollywood style and leaves the moment it gets dull.

Featuring Pearl and her signature saying, “My patience retired before I did.”, on a women’s performance V-neck. Light for a glamorous night out, right up until the evening tries her patience.

Pearl knows how to make an entrance: finger-wave curls, a feather boa, red lipstick and pearls. She orders a martini with olives, settles in, and gives the evening exactly one chance to entertain her.

When the speeches run long or the band plays one ballad too many, she finishes her drink, kisses her friends goodbye and sweeps out in a cloud of feathers. Some things she simply didn’t bring along.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Team 365 TT11W women’s performance V-neck tee
- Lightweight 3.5 oz 100% polyester interlock
- Moisture-wicking, with bright color that lasts
- Women’s cut; tear-away label
- Sizes XS to 4XL
- Pearl printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.