Samira Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Samira of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who has never once settled and isn’t about to start now.

Featuring Samira and her signature saying, “My standards aren’t too high. Your qualifications are simply inadequate.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Everyday wear for a woman whose standards are exactly right, thank you, and the rest of the world needs to catch up.

Samira has heard it all: “You’re too picky,” “Nobody is perfect,” “Just give him a chance.” She smiles, adjusts her rings, and declines.

It isn’t that no one is good enough. It’s that she knows precisely what good enough looks like, and so far nobody has submitted the paperwork.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex crewneck tee
- Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton jersey: 100% preshrunk cotton in solid colors (heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend)
- Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Samira printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.