Tallulah Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Tallulah of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who runs her errands knowing the whole town is watching.

Featuring Tallulah and her signature saying, “At my age, a scandal is just free publicity.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. Carries the cherries, the champagne, the lotus flowers, and her very public reputation.

Tallulah never just pops out to the store. She makes an appearance. The cashier asks about her weekend, the woman in line pretends not to listen, and by the time she reaches the car two new rumors have been born.

She doesn’t mind a bit. She smiles at everyone, buys the good champagne, and lets them talk. Every whisper is free advertising, and Tallulah has never turned down a bargain.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Classic tote bag, 100% cotton
- Holds about 10 liters
- Long handles with reinforced stitching
- Two-sided: Tallulah on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Colors: White, Natural, Red, Black and Navy
- Care: hand wash in lukewarm water
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

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