Zofia Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Zofia of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman whose patience has an expiration date, and yours is well past it.

Featuring Zofia’s full portrait and her signature saying, “My patience expired. Your emergency didn’t renew it.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her over the desk, where every “urgent” request gets an honest second look.

Zofia once had a deep reservoir of patience. Then she spent it on traffic, phone trees, group projects, and people who reply-all. She is now running on a very small emergency reserve, and it is not for you.

She is kind, capable, and the first to help when it truly matters. But Zofia has learned the difference between a real emergency and somebody else’s poor planning, and only one of those gets her out of her chair.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.