Zofia Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Zofia of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman whose patience has an expiration date, and yours is well past it.

Featuring Zofia and her signature saying, “My patience expired. Your emergency didn’t renew it.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. This tote is perfect for errands, farmers markets, book club, the office, and anyone who has reached the age of knowing better but no longer feels obligated to explain it.

Zofia once had a deep reservoir of patience. Then she spent it on traffic, phone trees, group projects, and people who reply-all. She is now running on a very small emergency reserve, and it is not for you.

She is kind, capable, and the first to help when it truly matters. But Zofia has learned the difference between a real emergency and somebody else’s poor planning, and only one of those gets her out of her chair.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Two-sided: Zofia on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Available in 5 colors
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.