Agnes Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Agnes of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who doesn’t need permission to make her case.

Featuring Agnes and her signature saying, “At my age, ‘because I said so’ counts as supporting evidence.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. This tote is perfect for errands, farmers markets, book club, the office, and anyone who has reached the age of knowing better but no longer feels obligated to explain it.

Agnes has sat on every committee, survived every potluck, and outlasted three pastors, two husbands, and one very ambitious homeowners’ association. She doesn’t raise her voice. She raises one eyebrow, and the meeting is adjourned.

Her filing system is her memory, her gavel is a wooden spoon, and her closing argument never changes. When Agnes says so, the case is closed, the jury is dismissed, and somebody had better put the coffee on.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Two-sided: Agnes on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Available in 5 colors
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.