Anita Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Anita of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who traded good faith for good data.

Featuring Anita’s full portrait and her signature saying, “I used to give people the benefit of the doubt. Then I accumulated data.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her in the home office, where every claim is checked and every borrowed thing is accounted for.

Anita was once the friend who said “I’m sure they didn’t mean it.” Then she started keeping notes. Now she has spreadsheets, color-coded tabs, and a pivot table on everyone who ever borrowed a casserole dish and never brought it back.

She isn’t bitter. She’s evidence-based. Anita still believes in second chances; she just runs the numbers first, and the numbers are rarely on your side.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.