Beatrice Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Beatrice of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman whose good behavior is strictly a passing phase.

Featuring Beatrice and her signature saying, “I was going to behave, but thankfully the mood has passed.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Everyday wear for the woman whose best intentions never make it past lunch.

Beatrice has started many days determined to be good: early to bed, no second dessert, no telling the neighbor what she really thinks of his hedge. These resolutions last about as long as it takes to find her earrings.

She calls it flexibility. Her friends call it the reason every errand with Beatrice turns into a long lunch, and every long lunch turns into a story they’re still telling a year later.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex crewneck tee
- Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton jersey: 100% preshrunk cotton in solid colors (heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend)
- Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Beatrice printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.