Beatrice Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Beatrice of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who hangs on your wall with a knowing smile and no plans to behave.

Featuring Beatrice’s full portrait and her signature saying, “I was going to behave, but thankfully the mood has passed.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her by the patio door, where good intentions go to take the night off.

Beatrice in her royal-blue-and-gold coin headscarf and kaftan, sapphires on her fingers, white wine in hand, lounging on her lantern-lit terrace among the bougainvillea: it’s less a portrait than an invitation.

Put her where your guests see her as they arrive. She sets the tone better than any welcome mat: relax, pour something, and don’t make promises about behaving that you have no intention of keeping.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.