Bernadette Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Bernadette of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman whose sauce is legendary and whose sources are even better.

Featuring Bernadette and her signature saying, “I am a great cook, but my gossip is better.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Everyday wear for a woman with a full pot on the stove and the whole neighborhood’s business on the back burner.

Ask Bernadette for her sauce recipe and she’ll tell you it’s a family secret. Ask her what happened at the church picnic and she’ll pull out a chair, pour you a glass of red, and tell you everything.

She has cooked for weddings, funerals, and every holiday in between, and she has heard what was whispered at all of them. Her cooking keeps people coming back. Her stories keep them staying for dessert.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex crewneck tee
- Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton jersey: 100% preshrunk cotton in solid colors (heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend)
- Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Bernadette printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

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