Bernadette Pullover Hoodie | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Bernadette of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who’s off kitchen duty tonight and catching up on everybody else’s business.

Featuring Bernadette and her signature saying, “I am a great cook, but my gossip is better.”, on a classic pullover hoodie. Cozy for the nights she lets someone else cook and puts her feet up with the phone.

Even the best cook in the family gets a night off. Bernadette spends hers on the couch, cat-eye glasses on her nose, a glass of red nearby, and the phone on speaker so her sister doesn’t miss a word.

She calls it resting. Her sister calls it a two-hour update on the entire neighborhood. Either way, Bernadette is comfortable, completely unbothered, and better informed than the evening news.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend unisex pullover hoodie
- 8.0 oz cotton/polyester fleece (50% cotton, 50% polyester in solid colors)
- Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
- Front pouch pocket
- Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex; double-needle stitching
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Bernadette printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

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