Claudette Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Claudette of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman with exactly one requirement, and she’s not negotiating on it.

Featuring Claudette’s full portrait and her signature saying, “I’m not hard to get along with. I just require you to act right. Apparently that’s become niche.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her by the front door, so every guest knows the house rules before they wipe their feet.

Claudette is gracious, generous, and an excellent cook. She will feed you, pray for you, and lend you her good umbrella. All she asks in return is that you act right. You would be amazed how many people find that unreasonable.

She has the patience of a saint and the memory of an elephant, and she uses both. Claudette doesn’t burn bridges. She simply stops maintaining them and lets nature take its course.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.