Claudette Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom
Meet Claudette of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman with exactly one requirement, and she’s not negotiating on it.
Featuring Claudette’s full portrait and her signature saying, “I’m not hard to get along with. I just require you to act right. Apparently that’s become niche.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her where she can supervise: the kitchen, the office, the guest room, wherever good advice is needed most.
Claudette is gracious, generous, and an excellent cook. She will feed you, pray for you, and lend you her good umbrella. All she asks in return is that you act right. You would be amazed how many people find that unreasonable.
She has the patience of a saint and the memory of an elephant, and she uses both. Claudette doesn’t burn bridges. She simply stops maintaining them and lets nature take its course.
A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.
The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):
- Premium matte paper poster, vertical
- Sizes: 12x16″, 18x24″ and 24x32″
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping
Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.