Claudette Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Claudette of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman with exactly one requirement, and she’s not negotiating on it.

Featuring Claudette and her signature saying, “I’m not hard to get along with. I just require you to act right. Apparently that’s become niche.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. This tote is perfect for errands, farmers markets, book club, the office, and anyone who has reached the age of knowing better but no longer feels obligated to explain it.

Claudette is gracious, generous, and an excellent cook. She will feed you, pray for you, and lend you her good umbrella. All she asks in return is that you act right. You would be amazed how many people find that unreasonable.

She has the patience of a saint and the memory of an elephant, and she uses both. Claudette doesn’t burn bridges. She simply stops maintaining them and lets nature take its course.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Two-sided: Claudette on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Available in 5 colors
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

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